You know you've played too much GTA when...

• You see a parked police car and think, "should I take it"?

• You go to the gym to work out yet can't find the X button on any of the equipment

• When you randomly show up at your girlfriend's house in a gimp suit and wonder why she isn't inviting you in for "coffee"

• You start looking for hidden weapons around the office

• After an hour of driving you begin to think how much faster your trip would be by jet pack

• You see a ramp on the side of the road and wonder if you should "hit it"

• "Oh, you need me to kill someone for you?  Not a problem."

• You start only wearing your gang colors

• Suddenly respect from you peers is not the same when not accompanied by $5000

• "Hey, it's Saturday night, wanna go out and meet some chicks?"  "Naw, I still have 3 other girls I'm only at %30 with."

• You can't go outside without your pimp suit on

• Suddenly you have 3 cars, a helicopter, and 2 motorcycles in your garage...none of which you paid for

• You go out to find the Clunkin Bell or Burger Stack but get pissed when all you can find are McDonalds and KFC

• You wonder why more cars on the road aren't on fire

• Can't get there from here?  Not a problem.  Drive that car over the cliff!

• "Sidewalks:  The new zipper lane"

• Before gambling, you walk around Vegas looking for horseshoes

• You jump in every fountain around town looking for oysters

• You're running from the cops thinking, "No biggie, if I get busted, I'll just reload."

• Need your pilot's license? Just steal a plane

• You get mad when 'R1, R2, L1 , X, Left , Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up' doesn't give you some quick cash? 

• You look at the clock and wonder which of your girlfriends are home right now

• You tell your friends to start calling you CJ.

• You feel like taking a shortcut over you neighbors fence, over his roof, and through his front yard while still in your car.

 and last but not least.....

• You look in the mirror and realize "holy shit, I'm not black?"

A special thanks to the E-man on helping me come up with this spectacular list.

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