You know you've played too much GTA when...
You see a parked police car and think, "should I take it"?
You go to the gym to work out yet can't find the X button on any of the equipment
When you randomly show up at your girlfriend's house in a gimp suit and wonder why she isn't inviting you in for "coffee"
You start looking for hidden weapons around the office
After an hour of driving you begin to think how much faster your trip would be by jet pack
You see a ramp on the side of the road and wonder if you should "hit it"
"Oh, you need me to kill someone for you? Not a problem."
You start only wearing your gang colors
Suddenly respect from you peers is not the same when not accompanied by $5000
"Hey, it's Saturday night, wanna go out and meet some chicks?" "Naw, I still have 3 other girls I'm only at %30 with."
You can't go outside without your pimp suit on
Suddenly you have 3 cars, a helicopter, and 2 motorcycles in your garage...none of which you paid for
You go out to find the Clunkin Bell or Burger Stack but get pissed when all you can find are McDonalds and KFC
You wonder why more cars on the road aren't on fire
Can't get there from here? Not a problem. Drive that car over the cliff!
"Sidewalks: The new zipper lane"
Before gambling, you walk around Vegas looking for horseshoes
You jump in every fountain around town looking for oysters
You're running from the cops thinking, "No biggie, if I get busted, I'll just reload."
Need your pilot's license? Just steal a plane
You get mad when 'R1, R2, L1 , X, Left , Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up' doesn't give you some quick cash?
You look at the clock and wonder which of your girlfriends are home right now
You tell your friends to start calling you CJ.
You feel like taking a shortcut over you neighbors fence, over his roof, and through his front yard while still in your car.
and last but not least.....
You look in the mirror and realize "holy shit, I'm not black?"
A special thanks to the E-man on helping me come up with this spectacular list.
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